The Perfect Guy

Hair color?:

Black

Eye color?:

Dark brown

Height?:

6'4"

Six pack?:

Definitely

Long hair or short?:

SHORT

Glasses?:

No thanks

Piercings?:

Not interested

Eyebrows?:

Yessir

Big butt or little?:

A nice round one

Chest hair?:

Hell no

Buff or skinny?:

Buff but not a bodybuilder

Teeth?:

All of them and nice and clean

Section 2

Funny or serious?:

Funny but not a clown

Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?:

Stay at home, I'm not 16 anymore

Should he be able to bake or cook?:

Yes, please

Does he have a best friend?:

Must

Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?:

Sure, only over the age of 65

Out-going or shy?:

Out-going

Sarcastic or sincere?:

Sincere

Does he love his mother?:

Of course!!

Should he watch chick-flicks?:

Nah I don't watch them either

Would he be a smoker?:

NEVER!!

How about a drinking?:

Only ocassionally

And swearing?:

Ermmm...

Would he play with your hair?:

Oh, yessss!

Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?:

WHAT????

Would he pay for you when you're on a date?:

He'd always pay

Does he kiss on the first date?:

Nope

Where would you go for dinner?:

To a nice Italian restaurant

Would he buy you flowers?:

Yes

Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?:

Not for long

Would he write poetry about you?:

I'm not sure I'd want that

Would he use endearments?:

Yes

Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?:

He'd have to

How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?:

Sure I would

Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?:

Yes

Would you hold hands?:

Of course

Section 3

Does he play soccer?:

Yes

Baseball?:

Ermmm, dunno

Football?:

No thanks

Basketball?:

Oooooooooooh YES

Water polo?:

Maybe

Golf or something equally boring?:

Not until he's 45

Does he surf?:

Oh that would be fun

Skateboard?:

Nah

Snowboard?:

Sure!!

Can he sing?:

I don't care

Play the guitar?:

No

Play piano?:

Oh that's smooth

Play the drums?:

Not in my house, thank you very much

Can he keep his room clean?:

Do we know ANY man who can keep any room clean????

Is he an artist of sorts?:

No

Does he write his own music?:

Nope

Does he have pets?:

No

Section 4

Does he use the word dude?:

I hope not

How about tight?:

All the time

Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?:

At least a few times

What kind of car does he drive?:

A nice Merc

How old is he?:

27 in April

What's his name?:

Jasonke

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